CREATIVE WRITING CLASS - NOTES

oct 26

trolls are stupid


"Grr Me troll. Me am in big ouchie rite now cuz me am falling into nasty wet water cuz uv big goaty-thingy. ouchie goaty-thing horns hurt more than nasty dwarf smell or big man with metal skin and big loud bangy-hurty thing. goaty-thing horn me cuz i try eet smaller goaty-things.

"little goaty-things run away cuz me am big and hairy and noisy and no like goaty things make loud noisys over me head. me yell at goaty things and they trick me and say bigger goaty thing come by. then bigger goaty thing says even bigger goaty-thing come cross. then even bigger goaty thing knock me into wet stingy water that very wet in all its wetness and very stingy in all stingyness.

"now me am very wet and have ouchies from goaty thing and water and rocks and light in my eyes. me move somewhere were goaty things are not more ten mileeun miles way frum me."

well, at least, i think i got it right, this troll's handwriting (im surprised he could even write) is terrible.
well, whatever, time to go, got more imporatnt stuff to do
-the narrator